Musings From The Bard

“One thing marriage teaches you is that being right is overrated.”

“Some people are made miserable by circumstances, while others just have a natural talent for it.”

“There is no pacifying a woman who is unhappy with her hair.”

“Some men would rather pay alimony than pick up a wet bath towel.”

“Hardly anyone makes a long story short enough.”

“Never irritate the cook or the bookkeeper.”