Musings From The Bard
“One thing marriage teaches you is that being right is overrated.”
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“Some people are made miserable by circumstances, while others just have a natural talent for it.”
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“There is no pacifying a woman who is unhappy with her hair.”
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“Some men would rather pay alimony than pick up a wet bath towel.”
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“Hardly anyone makes a long story short enough.”
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